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Author Topic: Come Help Me Pay My Dental Bill
Ira Nayman
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Post Come Help Me Pay My Dental Bill
on: October 25, 2012, 06:05
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So. A couple of nights ago, I was sitting at my computer, minding everybody else's business (I'm a satirist, remember), when I felt this solid granule in my mouth. When I removed it, it looked fairly white. I threw it out and resolved not to think much about it.

Tonight, at dinner, I bit into an especially crunchy noodle, and I experienced a minor explosion of pain in my mouth. I have had a dull ache in my jaw ever since. I cannot avoid the obvious conclusion: Tagg Romney is going to use his ownership of voting machines in Ohio to help his dad steal the American Presidential election. No, sorry, I meant the other obvious conclusion: part of a filling in one of my teeth has fallen out.

So. Does anybody want to enter my pool about when I am going to make an appointment to see my dentist about this?

Ha ha. I'm kidding, of course. I'm not big on pain (not that I'm judging). Does anybody want to enter my pool about when I will be given an appointment to see my dentist about this?

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